In honor of this year’s Super Bowl I’ve come of with some imaginary NHL props. And by the way, isn’t it ridiculous that they don’t let people reference the name of the “Big Game?” You think Lord Stanley would ever allow that garbage? C’mon I’m eating here.

So here are a few goofy NHL Stanley Cup props: (Note – All odds were created by a bored Jason Pothier. They are not offered by anyone respectable.)

Who will win the honorary puck drop?
Home team -350

Will the LA Kings win when Pia Toscano songs the National Anthem?
Yes -210

Will Doc Emrick repeat the same word during a 60 minute game?(OT excluded)
Yes +450

Will there be a goal by a goaltender?
No -2000

Will a ref be cross checked?(Calgary games excluded)
Yes +250

Will a player lose a tooth?
Yes +150

Will Joel Quennville complain about the officiating?
Yes -135

Will Milan Lucic cheap shot an opposing player?
Yes -220

Will a Canadian team make the playoffs?
No -110

Dustin Brown O/U 4.5 hits
Over -110

PK Suban O/U 1.5 flops  
Over -175

Jagr O/U 6.5 hair flips  
Over -200

Gaudreau O/U 4 toe drags  
Over -150

Will Patrick Kane register a point?
Yes -500

Will Las Vegas get a team?
Yes -8000