The kids call it Chel, we call it EA NHL 19, the only video hockey video game still being made yearly and the one officially licensed by the league. This year’s game dropped publicly yesterday and the rankings are not kind to the Golden Knights.
While certainly better than last year, the defending Western Conference Champions come in with an overall team rating of 90, good for 6th in the Pacific Division and tied for 17th (with seven others) in the league. The Golden Knights are tied with the Oilers, Blackhawks, Avalanche, Stars, Devils, Islanders, and Rangers. Only two of those teams made the playoffs, and the Golden Knights won more playoff games in the first round than both of them combined!
The Coyotes, Panthers, Canadiens, Ducks, Flames and Sharks are all rated 91, a point better than the best team in the Western Conference in 2017-18. The only thing more ridiculous than the team rankings is the player animations in the game. There are 10 more below, but try this one before you go further. Who is this player supposed to be? (Click/tap the image to reveal the answer.)
Here’s another oddity, Vegas was given a 91 ranking on offense, 92 on defense, and 92 in goal, yet the overall ranking is 90. Good math EA.
On to the part they actually did kind of get right, the player rankings. We’re already over the appalling fact that not a single VGK player ranked among EA’s top 50, but when you look at the order of the players, there’s not much room for argument. Here’s a list of every VGK player.
Fleury 87
Pacioretty 86
Marchessault 86
Karlsson 85
Smith 84
Stastny 83
McNabb 83
Schmidt 83
Theodore 83
Haula 82
Miller 82
Tuch 82
Subban 81
Merrill 81
Engelland 80
Bellemare 79
Lindberg 79
Holden 79
Eakin 79
Nosek 78
Reaves 78
Hunt 78
Carrier 77
Pirri 77
Carpenter 76
Carr 76
Hyka 74
Matteau 73
Reinhart 72
Glass 71
Tynan 71
Bischoff 70
Whitecloud 70
Quinney 68
Kolesar 65
Hague 65
Brannstrom 64
Elvenes 62
Last year the Golden Knights top players were James Neal (84), Vadim Shipachyov (83), and David Perron (82). A year ago Nate Schmidt (78) was rated lower than Jason Garrison (81), and Colin Miller (77) was a bum next to Luca Sbisa (80). William Karlsson’s 85 is kind of ridiculously low, but we can let that one slide because the individual category stats aren’t half bad.
But on to the most glaring issue, the animations. Holy hell are they a disaster. For comparison, this is what Tiger Woods looks like in a video game, this is LeBron James, and this is Mike Trout. Pretty darn close.
The Golden Knights ones are so bad, we’re going to see if you can even guess them. Click each image to find out who each player is supposed to be.
In a word… Disaster. I got five right out of 11.
Luckily, I’m told the gameplay is pretty darn amazing as always the game is incredibly fun. So, go spend your $59.99 now and begin playing as the Golden Misfits, a name I thought would be shed this year, but in that game, apparently not.
**Massive stick tap to Alex G. for all of the pictures.**




Scott
Rankings are never accurate. What is great is playing the Knights against higher rated teams, and beating them handedly. Its the skill of the player that matters most.
Joe E
Eakin is accurate.
Ken Boehlke
That one is take good actually.
guy
Are you serious? This game has gotten worse over the last 4 years…it dropped game state like one timer attempts and madw. The hut is a joke 40 dollars I get Eric still a 85 over all. They worried about putting black girls in Bernie in the crowd. While the players are on forced routes, turning is a joke and what they called new features in 17 16 15 were all possible in the old games. Now they put new graphics on 3v3 and call it outdoor games. I been playing this franchise since ps1 but now I’m done this game is full of problems that they ignore while putting players in new clothes and they worried about crowd fans clothing.. What about lag ai updates that fix problems more than every 3 moths and they take players that are hurt during update but wait 6 months to return them that play..these jamokes don’t even play their own game..DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY
Steve
All i gotta say is your a moron for spending money on ultimate team.
Scott
I agree. Sure wish 2K or some other company was able to put out a hockey game to compete, but EA has the exclusive license. Should’ve never been allowed to happen.