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Emmanuel completely missed Jack Hammer’s point. Went right over his head. Great teams don’t overpay. Sam Bennett currently at 4.25 million and Stephenson at 2.75 million brought great value to Stanley Cup winners and neither were on entry level deals. You did not like his use of the word elite. Are you freakin William Shakespeare?

Something smells wrong in the halls of government when the Social Security Administration thinks it’s still cutting checks to people born before electricity, microwaves… maybe even the American flag. If bureaucratic incompetence were an Olympic sport, Washington’s deep state might sweep every event.

For decades, Americans have watched their hard-earned paychecks take a haircut thanks to mandatory deductions. The promise? “It’ll be there for you when you retire.” But what if the system meant to support modern seniors has been quietly hemorrhaging money to digital ghosts from generations past?

Social Security’s zombie apocalypse—now with spreadsheets
In a revelation equal parts disturbing and surreal, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) just announced the removal of 12.3 million names from the Social Security database — all of whom had allegedly lived to see 120 or older.

Let that sink in: Millions were listed as still “alive” in the federal system despite having outlived medical science and common sense. As of March 2025, the database still had 3.4 million people recorded between ages 120–129, another 3.9 million between 130–139, and over a million supposedly aged 150+. That’s not a typo. It’s a comedy of errors — though taxpayers probably aren’t laughing.

From The Post Millennial:

“After 11 weeks, Social Security has finished this major cleanup initiative: ~12.3M individuals aged 120+ have now been marked as deceased. Some complex cases remain, such as individuals with 2+ different birth dates on file. These will be investigated in a follow-up effort.”

This colossal oversight raises tough questions: Were these just bad records—or worse, cases of fraud? Either way, one thing’s clear: it took a lot of years—and perhaps too many unchecked departments—for this mess to grow this big.

Elon Musk’s February tweet about the matter summed it up best: “Maybe Twilight is real and there are a lot of vampires collecting Social Security.” Turns out, the Twilight saga might have more administrative truth than fiction.

When bureaucracies feed themselves
Now imagine you’re a retired American who worked 40+ years, paid into the system the honest way, and is trying to cover rising grocery costs on a fixed income. Meanwhile, your Social Security dollars may have been funding someone… who passed years before radio became a thing.

This isn’t just an error—it’s emblematic of what happens when a government grows too big to be accountable. When layers of departments start reporting to no one in particular, half-century data ghosts don’t raise eyebrows — they just get pay stubs.

It’s also proof that bloated bureaucracies excel at inflating paperwork and avoiding responsibility. We’ve seen this pattern in health care, the IRS, veteran services—now Social Security. And this audit is just the start. If 12 million errors were hiding here, what else is broken?

Trump’s swamp-leveling continues
Unlike his predecessors, President Donald Trump hasn’t turned a blind eye. In April 2025, the administration signed an executive order barring illegal immigrants from receiving Social Security benefits — a move widely applauded by conservatives.

The order explicitly “directs the administration to ensure ineligible aliens are not receiving funds from Social Security Act programs.” It was a clear step toward recentering the program on its purpose: helping American citizens who paid into the system.

Pair that with the DOGE-led purge, and a pattern emerges. Instead of chasing politically convenient goals, Trump’s team is targeting the infrastructure no one else wants to touch—the stuff rotting underneath.

And in typical Washington fashion, it took Elon Musk and a spreadsheet to get the attention flowing.

Time to protect what’s ours
Social Security isn’t a luxury. It’s a responsibility—one built on decades of toil from honest Americans. When that system is overrun by ghost entries, bloated records, and fraudulent claims, it threatens more than just a dollar amount. It erodes trust.

This reform effort is more than just administrative—it’s moral. Every dollar wasted on clerical zombies is a dollar denied to a veteran, a widow, or a small-town couple trying to survive on their end-of-life income.

If 2025 is going to be the year we shake loose the dead weight buried in our databases, so be it. Drain the digital swamp and let’s return these programs to the people who built this country—not those gaming the system from the shadows, or worse, the grave.

Key Takeaways:
Over 12 million outdated Social Security records were purged after years of government inaction.
Data errors revealed millions listed as alive despite being 120+ years old — some over 150.
Trump’s administration launched reforms to stop fraudulent payouts and protect taxpayer funds.
Conservative governance emphasizes accountability, limited bureaucracy, and stewardship of public resources.
Sources: The Post Millennial

Stephenson was by far McCrimmon’s most undervalued acquistion with Amadio (claimed off waivers I forget?) and distant second. Problem with the 2023 Cup-winning undervalued player argument is that it sweeps under the rug the high salaries of Eichel, Stone and Pietrangelo not to mention Karlsson, Marchessualt and Smith who are/were not exactly bargain basement. Stephenson even though he can’t score to save his soul except in a few fortunate key situations was replaced by McCrimmon with Hertl for a lot more money and not much more than what Stephenson get from SEA. But yeah Stevie ended up a very good value. Remember, McPhee hand the inside track on him. All teams have undervalued assets. What else is new?